10. You instinctively recoil when someone threatens to splash you with water.
9. You consider raping your partner with a tentacle appropriate for the first date.
8. You find yourself attracted to perky 16 year old girls.
7. When you name your children, you try to think of the last bathroom item you used.
6. You use expressions from the 80's as if they were still "rad." (cause that's when most anime was translated)
5. You can't talk without making wild hand gestures.
4. When you get into an argument, you tend to slip in "But I must triumph over evil!" into your debate.
3. For "occupation" you put down "student of life."
2. You think the "C" programming language is some obscure sexual terminology.
1. You can't find China on a map but you know the exact location of Jusenkyo.