Ranma 1/2 drinking game by Tim Sorrells To play the Ranma 1/2 drinking game you must have: 1. Friends: Call up your friends (yes, both of them) or maybe your whole anime club. 2. An episode of Ranma that you can watch (can be from any series or movie) 3. Have something to drink or consume. This can be alcoholic, non- alcoholic, or maybe M & M's or something. Whatever floats your boat. The rules are pretty simple. Watch the episode of Ranma and whenever something happens that is on this list, you follow the directions. You may want to have a few copies printed up so everyone knows what to look for. Since this is a drinking game, feel free to drink even when nothing is happening. A word of warning, some episodes can make you drink quite a bit. Remember, never drink and drive. Always plan ahead, either have a designated driver or just crash wherever you are playing the game. Clarifications: To drink a whole beer really means to finish the beer you're on. If more than one rule applies to the same occurance: if the rules are all about sipping, then add them up; if one is a whole beer, then drink your beer and don't worry about sipping; if you have two whole beers applying to the same situation (must be a pretty momentous situation!), just drink one beer and call it good. Some things have accompanying actions, when you see them, do the action. Take a sip (unless otherwise posted) when: Everyone: A "cursed" character changes forms another sip if it's not Ranma or Genma another sip if they did it intentionally another sip if someone accidently throws water on them another sip if the person throwing water says something stupid like "It's only a pig" or that no one is down there Someone starts singing another sip if they're in the bathroom Anyone accuses Ranma of being a pervert another sip if it's not Akane whole beer if Ranma actually IS being a pervert whole beer if it has sparked a moral/ethical debate over breakfast Anyone announces a martial arts technique right before performing it another sip if it is an "ultimate" or "final" technique another sip if it fails to do much of anything another sip if the opponent laughs about it Flower petals fall with no provocation whole beer if they completely interrupt a scene A character has a flashback from an earlier episode (Note: applies every time if the same flashback happens more than once) another sip if it's from the same episode another sip if it happened less than 5 minutes ago whole beer if it's a "flash forward" (ie. hasn't happened yet) The weather suddenly changes from sunny day to rainstorm Any metallic object gets the shiny, gleem effect Someone's glasses turn opaque Anyone assumes the "promise pose" action: assume the promise pose as well (with the hand that isn't holding your beer) Someone slides around a corner or abruptly appears action: say "Mitchell!" A 70's acid trip look is used for dramatic emphasis action: start singing lyrics from your favorite 70's tune Anyone yells out anyone else's name action: Yell back another sip if the person is concentrating on fighting and the yelling would probably distract them A scene is shown three times from three different angles action: mention that you might be able to get the "message" if you could just see the scene one more time Anyone is jealous of anyone else Someone mentions being late to school A theme song is playing in the background The "Italian" music is playing in the background A Chinese character describes something as "too, too delicious" Anyone talks about going to China or getting back from China Anytime a tournament has "martial arts" in the name Anytime someone says "Anything Goes Martial Arts" A scene depicts someone swimming from Japan to China or vice versa Someone gets a "sweat drop" or other symbol Someone realizes that Ranma-chan and Ranma-kun are both called "Ranma" Anytime an episode has two people in the bathroom at the same time another sip if one of them is naked whole beer if both of them are naked Anyone does the "anime jump" (you know what I'm talking about) Ranma: Ranma thinks he's Spiderman (climbs walls, sticks to ceiling, etc) Ranma acts homosexual around a chick (especially Shampoo) action: yell "faggot" like you're at the Rocky Horror Picture Show Ranma or Akane insults the other one another sip if they stick their tongue out with the accompanying "Nyaaa" whole beer if one admits that the other isn't so bad after all stop playing if one says he/she loves the other, obviously you've had too many beers Ranma and Genma are fighting Ranma-chan's nipples are showing another sip if Ranma hasn't noticed yet whole beer if Ranma isn't even wearing a shirt Ranma uses his curse to his advantage (getting into the girls' locker room, etc.) another sip if he mentions that being a girl has its advantages Ranma goes jumping from rooftop to rooftop Ranma is walking on the fence Ranma ditches class to go have a fight Someone mentions that Ranma-chan is a lot shorter than Ranma-kun (or whenever Ranma's standing next to someone and it's obvious) Anytime Ranma says "this isn't what it looks like" action: tell him "yeah, right!" Akane: Akane says "I finally get it" about her relationship to Ranma Ranma hints to Akane that P-chan is Ryouga another sip if Akane insists that Ryouga and P-chan aren't the same Akane pokes Ranma with a finger and the "martial artist" loses his balance Akane is in her karate outfit another sip if she's practising martial arts another sip if she's breaking bricks Akane says "how stupid do you think I am?" action: act like you're giving Ranma sagely advice and say, "Don't answer that! Never answer that!" Nabiki and Kasumi: Nabiki charges money for something another sip if she's taking bets or calculating odds Kasumi notices nothing wrong when all hell is breaking loose Whole beer if Kasumi actually has an emotional response to something Soun and Genma: Soun or Genma starts crying another sip if both of them are doing it at the same time Soun and Genma are playing Mahjong another sip if one of them is losing badly Genma uses a sign to say something another sip if the sign has an extra word taped onto it Genma is seen in public in panda form another sip if someone gives him an odd stare another sip if his eyes move independently another sip if he's sweeping Genma makes a comment about it not being worth it to change back to human form Genma says something to the effect of "I'm ashamed of you, Ranma" Genma acts like he was a responsible parent another sip if Ranma immediatley denies that another sip if they fight over it Kodachi: Kodachi laughs insanely another sip is she acts like she's gonna stop and then starts up again another sip if she's jumping off of cars as she's doing this Kodachi cheats another sip if she acts innocent about it another sip if the ref does nothing about it whole beer if the ref explains that "it's in the rules" Shampoo: Shampoo says "ni how", "wo ai ni", or anything else in Chinese another sip if it has to be translated whole beer if she sounds like an American trying to speak Chinese whole beer if she's currently naked action: say "me love you long-time, Ranma" in a bad Vietnamese accent Shampoo wears skimpy Chinese clothing Shampoo acts like she's in heat Shampoo forgets to use the door and takes out a wall another sip if she has her "metal balls of death" with her Ryouga: Ryouga gets lost another sip if his intended destination was less than a block away another sip if he travels off the main island another sip if he's helping someone else who is lost another sip if he ends up in a forest whole beer if he gets turned into P-chan along the way whole beer if he makes it to where he's going in less than a day's travel action: tell Ryouga what a dumbass he is Ryouga gets a bloody nose after seeing tits Ryouga acts a little too excited about something (sleeping with Akane, going on a date, etc) action: say "settle down, dammit" in your best Beavis impression Ukyo: Ukyo pulls her "kitchen" out of nowhere Ukyo gets mistaken for a boy Ukyo gets embarrassed (and violent) after being called cute Ukyo makes her pizza another sip if it has a message in it Kuno: Kuno can't figure out Ranma-chan is Ranma-kun despite it being obvious Kuno says, "It's a cute, little dolly" Kuno thinks he's Shakespeare Kuno asks to be called upperclassman another sip if Kuno falls over afterward Kuno masterbates using the pictures of Akane and Ranma-chan on his walls Kuno is seen without his wooden Kendo sword another sip if a character mentions it to him Dr. Tofu: Dr. Tofu dances with "Betty" the skeleton another sip if it's in public another sip if Ranma and Akane were just talking about him Dr. Tofu makes comments about how bad an injury is Dr. Tofu magically fixes any serious injury by twisting the joints around backwards Dr. Tofu uses conventional medicine to fix minor injuries that he can't magically heal Anytime Dr. Tofu washes his hands like he has just finished performing an enema Anytime Kasumi is around Dr. Tofu... well, just a drink a beer Mousse: Mousse uses an unconventional item as a weapon Happosai: